29 8 / 2014

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29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via master-of-dungeons)

29 8 / 2014

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via reborn-into-unicorns)

29 8 / 2014

host-david-strider:

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

Well ya that’s oral but that doesn’t answer the question

(via amberrypie)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via master-of-dungeons)

29 8 / 2014

husktop:

ceronero:

bubblegreent:

shepiu:

found-the-d:

ifeelyoujohanna:

paellamagica:

Just gonna…dump pictures of my new OTP here..

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OTP

i love how far this went

tumblr artists at their best

My otp is back

new mega-otp

(Source: iikemen, via master-of-dungeons)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

edwardspoonhands:

hanklerfishcomic:

I thought I’d do a bonus suggestion.  

thegospelaccordingtokelli answered: 

- Hank would be some kind of nocturnal thing, like Batman, but even better at multitasking

How about Bat Squid? 

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Again…remarkable reflection of my actual life.

(via espurr-my-love)

29 8 / 2014

ginnybutnotweasley:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

(Source: thecrimsonalchemist, via espurr-my-love)

29 8 / 2014

  • 1: wait what happened
  • 1: what do we do
  • 1: what do we write
  • 1: when's the test
  • 1: what is this
  • 1: how do you do this
  • 1: what

29 8 / 2014

lokisadvocate:

what if steve laughed like chris

(via espurr-my-love)

29 8 / 2014

sprinkleofhelbig:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

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29 8 / 2014

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